I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.
But its not
Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.
You forgot the ruffles.
this is me shopping
And pocketsI nearly fell asleep the last time I went shopping.
Oh Bruce. You kill me, buddy.
seeing both of these just made my day so i had to put them together.
“you look wonderful!”
Seriously, if we’re both in the room put your fucking headphones in. It’s not that complicated.